While I was reading Marie Claire magazine last month, I came across this incredible concept--you may heard of it--Le Forking? For those of you who aren't familiar, Le Forking is the concept of eating only that which you can spear with your fork, altering your diet dramatically, resulting in the sexy, svelte shape of a French woman. Tres magnifique, n'est c'est pas? Since I have my new energy and a calmer new aura, surely a nipped-in waist ala Brigette Bardot would be a lovely accoutrement? (my calm new aura is compliments of http://energyhealingnow.weebly.com, but more on that below...)
So what better way to enjoy all the Easter candy that is lurking around my house this time of year but to "Le Fork it" or literally "spear" the peanut butter cups, the Cadbury mini eggs, the tres petite Pectin jelly beans with a FORK, thus nullifying the calories and allowing me to eat as many bags of Easter candy as I like without gaining a pound. Those French women really have life figured out! The Fork Diet can be found at www.forkitdiet.com. The details of the diet are sketchy, and "forking it" only occurs at dinner, meaning you can eat whatever you want during the rest of the day, which seems simple enough to follow. Somehow this reminds me of another book about "why French women aren't fat," a book that suggested a diet of bread, chocolate and wine--and now add some Cadbury eggs on a fork! Surely, this is why American women will never be as sexy as their counterparts en francais. No wonder we find French women so glowingly gorgeous and caliente! Instead of treking off to Zumba or doing one-armed planks in sweaty gyms, they are eating croissants and creme brulee from a "fork" wearing black lycra, of course. If only Jessica Simpson would've tried "le Forking" her buttered poptarts, she might not have gained 40 lbs (wink, wink) of baby weight. I think I'll multi-task it and "Fork-it" whilst reading "50 Shades of Gray" which is so trendy right now.
And now for the update on my new aura compliments of Energy Healing Now at http://energyhealingnow.weebly.com. I'm the biggest skeptic and I have to admit that I started feeling calmer on almost the very first day. After I emailed some personal information such as DOB, and the issues that have caused me to be cosmically "out of sorts," to Energy Healing Now, the energy healer meditated about me for about 20 hours straight! Twenty hours! I so enjoy a lavish amount of attention...In my case, that was last Thursday and I woke up Friday feeling different--calmer, lighter more focused. He also infused stones with positive energy guides and personal protection...but I haven't received those yet. Even without the stones, it feels as if an amped-up "prayer circle" has been formed to send me massive amounts of positive energy. Psychosomatic, you say? Yes, I feel the same way but I can't deny that I feel almost as positive as I do when I emerge from the "bomb" --the super tanning bed with additional facial lamps at Baha Beach with my fresh glow! Is it really much different than the thrill of a lunchtime shopping trip to Bebe? It's all about positive energy...and I highly recommend it! Nothing makes you feel as pampered and Princess-Catherine-like as having someone else reset your personal energy and feelings! I can't even be bothered with my own feelings, I must have someone else straighten them out for me, I say...
So now I'm waiting for my super-charged stones to arrive and will start to follow the "energy guide" that promises to lead me towards love, wealth and happiness as long as a place my stones in the appropriate areas of my home and under my pillow perhaps...it's all about Spring Cleaning your emotions and I highly recommend it! Now back to "Le Forking" my jellybeans...
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