Yesterday I told you about my decision to evaluate my energies and chakras and that I decided that an entire "energy" overhaul was needed! Spring cleaning is here and since I buy new pillows and bed-in-a bags once a year, why not shop for a new energy field? My old one was simply ho-hum. Hundreds of women can't be wrong about the results at Energy Healing Now (that's what my spiritualist told me anyway!) So I signed up for the Premium Package at http://energyhealingnow.weebly.com. It sounded a tad like a cross between visiting the Dr Phil show and guest-starring on an episode of "Charmed," but I'm in. As long as I don't have to reveal too many feelings or relive my childhood, I'm good. Since this process will occur over the next few days, I'll be blogging about it to see whether my aura changes dramatically (or not) and how I'm "feeling" during my Ambush Energy Makeover.
Initially, you choose from three Bewitched-esque packages (medium stone, large stone or premium package). The stones aren't just swept off the road and mailed to me, right? Au contraire, they're infused with positive energies (the words "spirit guides" are being bandied about) and you submit your information to personalize it: date of birth, issues that your having, why you need new energy, etc. Check. If you get the medium or large stone, it's meditated over for 6 to 12 hours then mailed to you with a detailed guide on how to use it. A large stone has more power to dispel bad energy, but then there's the "daddy" of all packages: The Premium Package. Nothing but the best for my stubborn karma, after all. The Premium Package is Numero Uno in resetting a curse, dispelling a negative string of events or just rounding up those pesky bad feelings clinging to you and shaking them loose. I submitted my DOB, my issue that caused me to realize that I was in need of a Aura Adjustment and I was immediately contacted with a date of Meditation (Thursday). All day Thursday will be a day of positive meditation pour moi? Woo hoo, as my favorite Real Housewife of the OC would say. I was ready to be reborn (should I get some Botox this week to go with my new energy facade?) Let's just say, I'm ready to receive my positive vibes, so bring them on.
This morning I received my first official "document" for my Energy Healing Now package. It states that my stones are being "prepared" with positive energy and the "guides" surrounding my stones will surround me for protection once I receive them. I will be given instructions on how to use them and what their attributes will be. As for the crux of my package, there will be a day of meditation that is all about ME on Thursday (like any Dental Girl, I need one-on-one attention). I should try to avoid conflict and maintain a neutral energy that day so that I can receive these healing vibes and be cleansed of the evil forces surrounding me (accidentally?) or that were cast upon me as a curse. If it is a curse, it will be sent back 3x as strong upon the one who cast it on me! You can bet that on Thursday I will be watching my friends closely to see if anyone is writhing on the floor, speaking in tongues. I'm just saying...
I'm hoping that by then end of this week, I'll be on my way to Nirvana. In the meantime, check out the energy healing packages at EnergyHealingNow at http://energyhealingnow.weebly.com, and consider a reboot to your psyche.